I’m a HUMAN BEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING.
Wtf…
(Source: yeah-yougotme)
I’m a HUMAN BEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING.
Wtf…
(Source: yeah-yougotme)
me: hey can you pick me up from my friends house?
mum: k wat tym shud i pik u up x
(Source: pisceo)
Holy shit
Justification for eating two whole boxes of thin mints.
In the end, it doesn’t even matter.
I’m just going to go eat some junk food now…
The universe is truely extraordinary :’)
this is why it’s okay to make yourself disappear~ :D
fml: This is why what we do doesn’t even matter
(Source: macabresunrises)
This man. This wonderful, beautiful man….he has a name. According to Spongebob Wiki, his name is “Fred Rechid”. He’s a janitor and a cameraman. He has two sons named Tommy and Monroe, a wife named Sadie, and an ex-wife named Mable Monica.
Who knew? After all these years of being known as “The guy that yells “my leg!” in Spongebob”, he actually has a name, and a life.
You go, Fred Rechid, you go.
(Source: smokingsandwiches)